Conan needs your help to rescue Valeria his Barbarian Queen from the Evil Queen Taramis of Messara! Fight Epic Battles alongside Conan and Survive the Evil Queen's Wrath in order to Rescue His Love Valeria!
A girl needs to eat some poop because Zeus has demanded it as punishment for her lack of sexual promiscuity or she will die a horrible death. Please bring this lady some crap.